London on a plate is an unique map of London for adventurous palates, curated by author and journalist Charmain Ponnuthurai and host of passionate food experts and London society celebrities. This luxury guide to the capital’s best cuisine, which was shortlisted as one of Apple’s Top 20 noteworthy new releases, is filled with beautiful high resolution photography and includes introductions to restaurants, bars, boutique shops and artisan markets, written by connoisseur journalists. There are also original recipes from diverse cookbooks and talented Michelin star chefs, and a treasure-trove shopping guide for unique fashion, furniture and produce sources in the city.
This notebook-inspired, pocket-sized guide for residents and visitors seeks the finest cuisine London has on offer, any time and any place, and the handy built-in GPS makes locating both hidden gems and nearest food spots a stress-free affair.
The concept of a luxury hotel in an ever competitive travel industry is constantly evolving as standards and expectations become higher and higher.
As consumers, we now look for very specific requirements from our hotels before booking, especially when we’re paying for the privilege. And why shouldn’t we?
We are no longer satisfied with just a tea and coffee trolley, a TV and a telephone in our room.
We are living in a digital, internet focused age. Complimentary Wi-Fi is something that all four and five star hotels should have, and if they don’t they need to be looking to implement. Small things like this can and do make a difference to potential visitors. It’s particularly irritating when you’ve paid a lot to stay somewhere really special to then find a big internet bill when you go to check out. Not to mention awkward and embarrassing if you are with a partner.
Even the smaller hotels are cottoning on. Especially in cities where a high percentage of their clientele are one and two night stay business guests. Free Internet is an absolute must.
What else is important to people? I always think a good, powerful freestanding shower should feature in any hotel that bills itself as ‘luxury’. Do away with those light spray ones where it’s a struggle to get wet never mind washed! And please, no more shower curtains that cling to you and become your unwanted best friend. Luxurious they are not, irritating they most certainly are.
Health is an important issue too. British people tend to all love a good hearty breakfast, there’s no better export from the UK than the English fry up, but doesn’t it taste all the better when we know there’s at least the option to work it off later in the day?
More and more hotels are getting better and better gym facilities and this can only be a good thing, the problem starts with actually summoning up the enthusiasm to use them!
Resorts like Dubai feature an abundance of luxury hotels, so much so that it can be difficult to know which one to choose. Location has and always will be key to most people, but aspects like free shuttles to nearby places of interest are also important extras, especially for families.
Of course, your expectations of a top class hotel in Dubai would be different from your expectations of one in London – when visiting hotels in your own country your needs are different – as they are when visiting as a leisure guest compared to when visiting on business.
Dedicated children’s facilities in hotels that bill themselves as child friendly also need to consider the location of these facilities to ensure they don’t encroach on hotel guests who perhaps would rather not be disturbed by children during their stay. And hotels that feature dedicated meal sittings for children also receive our seal of approval.
So, along with maintaining a top notch level of service and being mindful of the ever changing needs of their demanding guests, luxury hotels have quite a task on their hands to keep with the times!
Carole Booth is Commercial Director at Destinology.
This is clearly fake but it’s Friday so time for a little fun… sit back and admire what is possibly the world’s shortest train! And when you’re done, feel free to re-tweet, share on Facebook, Google+ or whatever… enjoy!
Paris is really on top of its game right now and so makes the perfect autumn getaway. Iconic hotels such as the Bristol, George V, Plaza Athenée and Le Meurice have been spending millions to keep themselves preened to perfection and, consequently, are looking better than ever. They need to be as they face some seriously tough new competition. An Asian invason is under way, a trio of the Far East’s most luxurious hotel chains (Shangri-La, Raffles and Mandarin Oriental) have recently opened properties in the French capital, providing three new ways to seduce someone in Paris. Because although those grande dames have had facelifts worthy of Hollywood’s finest, the new pretenders have hit the the ground not so much running as gracefully gliding across the scene like the hospitality industry’s answer to Torvill and Dean.
The baby of the three, it only opened in June but already it’s making waves. Usually, luxury tour operators wouldn’t touch such a new property for fear of teething problems but they’re making an exception for this one. It ticks the big box in that it has a truly great location: it’s on fashionable rue Saint-Honore, within easy reach of the Garnier Opera, the Louvre and the Tuileries Gardens. The exterior may be a delicately restored Art Deco facade but, inside, it has a cool, contemporary oriental vibe. It feels very light and spacious, and opens almost immediately on to a stunning zen garden, scented with camelias, dotted with discreet seating and an open invitation for assignations. There is a live Asian cooking counter at the all-day restaurant that provides food that doubles as a floorshow and a takeaway cake shop (Parisians are finally losing their grip on those long lunches, quel dommage). The trendier locals can console themselves with post-work drinks at the bar, with has a dramatic marble counter and Lalique crystals inlaid in the curving wooden walls. Dinner is by Gallic gastronomy’s answer to Heston Blumenthal, Thierry Marx. The dining room has the most amazing suspended installation as its centrepiece. You’re here for the food, though, and it’s pretty theatrical too. Marx promises “food and emotions” (mmm, well I do sometimes get weepy when I see the final bill). The bedrooms are a low-key luxe mix of Art Deco and oriental inspirations, with cool little touches such as TVs embedded in the bathroom mirrors. My favourite bit was the spa. It is truly sumptuous, extraordinarily calming and has highly skilled therapists.
This property provides that hospitality holy grail: a cozy welcome. It was built in1896 by Napoleon’s grand-nephew Prince Roland as a private residence and, of all Paris’s great hotels, this one comes the closest to providing that appealing home-from-home ambience. Of course when I say home, Jim, that’s not how you – or at least most certainly not as I know it. There is a flamboyant sweeping staircase, stunning ceiling frescoes and intricate chandeliers that must regularly reduce the head of housekeeping to a gibbering wreck. However, despite being so lavish, the atmosphere somehow feels more like a house than a hotel. The downside to this homeliness is that the bar is far too small and you’ll be lucky to find a seat by 7pm. We had to perch in one of the sitting rooms, still absolutely beautiful but not quite what we wanted. Another disappointment was the all-day dining venue La Bauhinia, where dishes were underwhelming and over-priced and the service was far too fussy for the informal option. The Asian-French fusion bedrooms lived up to expectations, however. Their USP is that around 50% offer an unobstructed eyeful of the Eiffel – some have terraces overlooking the tower too. Of course, you’ve seen it before, got the postcard etc but the view genuinely took my breath away. Service generally is almost scarily attentive. Our smiling receptionist didn’t just say goodbye at check out, she escorted us so far on our way, we started to worry she was coming home with us. Overall, with those views it has to be perfect for a romantic weekend away.
This is the Marmite option, I loved it. It’s Philippe Starck on steroids. The Grand Salon has already been commandeered by the very chicest Parisians and buzzes all day long, providing top-notch people watching. As the lounge merges into the gorgeous bar, a twinkling interpretation of 1930s nightlife, the action doesn’t stop at dusk either. There are Starck’s trademark oversized Alice in Wonderland furnishings in the restaurants (the Italian is particularly good) and audacious statement pieces such as herd of wooden reindeer on one of the landings. And, as ever, he hasn’t let practicality win out over panache in the bedrooms either. They are dazzling jewellery boxes but the mirrored bathroom walls are a tad disorientating, even stone cold sober, and negotiating the dressing area to hang clothes requires contortions that a yoga instructor could probably put a name to. The toilets are by Toto and offer functions practising Catholics might need to mention in confession. Cool-dude details include a guitar in every room for those rock-star moments. I must admit to being disappointed that the spa uses Clarins, not the world’s most pioneering brand, but it has the city’s longest pool (28 metres) and the personal trainer, Anna, is fantastic. It’s also the only hotel with an art concierge and a fabulously browsable contemporary art bookstore.
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London is one of the most famous and exciting cities in the world. Not only is the city home to the Royal Family, it is a playground of attractions from Big Ben and Buckingham Palace to the Tower of London and Tate Modern. The city provides a unique blend of history and culture yet combines it effortlessly with new landmarks, stylish restaurants and a great shopping scene. Perhaps this is why it attracts a staggering 25 million visitors a year! We’ve chosen three hotels that we believe offer ultimate luxury for guests whilst staying in the English capital.
This hotel is London’s favourite boutique hotel. Situated in the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea, the hotel comprises magnificent 19th century architecture and grand suites. At The Milestone, no two rooms are the same but each one is an outstanding example of elegance, comfort, and luxury. Some of the rooms are richly decorated for a more intimate mood and others make the most of the stunning views over Kensington Palace and Gardens. In addition to this, guests have the pleasure of a daily maid service that leaves cookies, bonbons, handpicked fruits, chilled water, complimentary newspapers and candles in the bathroom. To bring you back to modern day, the hotel offers plenty of 21st-century technology in the way of high-speed wireless internet and interactive TV. When you step out of your room, you can enjoy the finest cuisine in Cheneston’s restaurant and relax in the chic Conservatory or Stables Bar.
41 enjoys a superb 5-star location, directly opposite the Royal Mews and just behind Buckingham Palace, it puts visitors about as close to the Royal Family as you can get. The atmosphere is warm and inviting and the look is unique and that’s before you even get to your room. Rooms and suites at 41 share a striking black and white theme creating a stylish and designer feel. Not only are they equipped with rich mahogany furniture and open fireplaces, they provide iPod docking stations, interactive TV, high speed internet and a CD player. This hotel even caters for pets, with a pet concierge to make sure your pet feels just as relaxed as you do! 41 brings with it around-the-clock informal and personalised dining where guests have the choice between the Executive Lounge, the Mezzanine level overlooking the lounge or alternatively the ultimate in-room dining experience.
One Aldwych is an award-winning contemporary hotel set in Covent Garden. This independent hotel offers guests a 5-star service with 105 luxury rooms and suites, two fabulous restaurants, a state of the art gym, a large swimming pool private space for meeting rooms and events. Rooms in this stunning hotel include Aldwych rooms, executive rooms and deluxe rooms. All rooms are beautifully designed with ultimate comfort in mind and filled with start-of-the-art technology. Studio, deluxe and executive suites are available for those wanting the luxury of a king size bed and spectacular views of the city. The Health Club within the hotel boasts a large gym with all modern equipment, a swimming pool with underwater music and lighting and a range of spa treatments. One Aldwych enjoys some of London’s most exciting restaurants and bars. Axis is a contemporary restaurant offering a modern British menu and Indigo serves up a modern European menu. The Lobby Bar is a chic venue to enjoy a unique cocktail list and The Cinnamon Bar serves everything from coffee and juice to wine and tapas.
It’s that time of year again when the foliage on the trees begins to take on all manner of dramatic colours, and budding photographers the world over try to make the most of the myriad of different hues. Tripadvisor have come up with a ‘top 10 spots for stunning Autumn colours’ list (see below). What would be your choices and why?
1. White Mountains, New Hampshire, USA
2. Kyoto, Japan
3. Berkshires, Massachusetts, USA
4. Transylvania, Romania
5. Perugia, Italy
6. Stowe, Vermont, USA
7. Bamberg, Germany
8. Ticino, Switzerland
9. Bergen, Norway
10. Beijing, China
On 29th September 2011 Radisson Edwardian Guildford opens its doors in the centre of the market town of Guildford, 30 minutes from the Capital and within easy reach of Gatwick and Heathrow. The facade of the ancient White Horse coaching inn has been fused with an ultra modern new building, with 183 bedrooms. Interiors of all public areas are by internationally renowned designer, Rabih Hage, who took inspiration for the giant Chandelier and 7 metre high bookcase with ladder to nowhere from local author, Lewis Carroll, and from the theme of Performance – evident with exposed stage style lighting. Rabih feels that guests, by the nature of their visit, become performing artists. G-Live, a stunning new performance centre which will host comedy and music opens next door to the hotel at the end of September. Exceptional dining is in two contemporary restaurants, Market Kitchen & Bar, for all day Mediterraean inspired dishes, and Relish, for classic Great British dishes, plus afternoon teas inspired by traditions around the UK. The hotel has an excellent Spa which features a gymnasium with personal trainer available for one to one sessions, swimming pool with jets, crystal steam room and mud room (Rasul Chamber). Cosmoseutical treatments use products by LA surgeon, Dr Murad.
The town’s famous Cathedral celebrates its 50th birthday this year and in October the town hosts a Book Festival with a number of well known authors attending. In additon the Olympic flame will head through the town before reaching London.
There’s a two-week window in Toronto’s social calendar when the whole world is watching – the Toronto International Film Festival (8th-18th September 2011). As a discerning festival that is highly respected in the industry, it always attracts the crème de la crème of Hollywood. With the arrival of the TIFF Bell Lightbox last year – a cinema and entertainment complex that now hosts the film galas – there is a new epicentre to the event.
Previously, wide-eyed ingénues and movie moguls would congregate in the chi-chi Yorkville district famed for its plush hotels, restaurants and bars. Now that the TIFF Bell Lightbox is situated in downtown Toronto’s Entertainment district, the galaxy of stars has dramatically shifted. Thankfully, the newly chosen neighbourhood can easily cope…
The Ritz Carlton opened this year with all the refinement and opulence one would expect of the brand (together with a mega-spa for beautifying), while the Le Germain and the Soho Metropolitan hotels continue to offer discretion and supreme comfort. Those hungry for food as well as fame will be well catered to at Lee (Asian Fusion), Buca (Italian), Blowfish (Japanese), Nota Bene (Continental) and Jacobs & Co (Steakhouse). Celebratory drinks could be quaffed in the exotic environs of Spice Route, the jewel-like dance floor of Dolce Social Ballroom, or in the newest addition to the club scene – Maison Mercer. All have elegant outdoor terraces with cabanas and jungle-worthy foliage, but beware of catching stiletto heels in the perilously gapped wooden decking. Expect to see a falling star…
Remember our special feature on Jura in Scotland a couple of months ago? Now it’s that special time of the year when the Jura Music Festival takes over the island. The festival showcases some of the best professional and amateur musicians currently on the Scottish folk scene. This year’s event takes place between the 23rd and 25th of September and the line up is particularly impressive, with some very well known artists including the legendary Dougie MacLean and Deaf Shepherd. Many local artists will be offering their very vocal – and instrumental – support as well!
Azamara Club Cruises, a world leading luxury cruise line owned by the Norwegian-American company, Royal Caribbean Cruises Ltd., has decided to commend those who share their passion for luxury travel with a new ‘luxury travel blogger of the month’ award.
They have just written to me saying that we are their first ever winner: “Every month we will be highlighting the best luxury travel blogs and websites. We are pleased to inform you that your blog http://www.aluxurytravelblog.com has been selected as a winner for the month August 2011; your post “5 of the best restaurant views in the world” was paid particular praise.”
Thank you, Azamara! I am delighted to hear you are enjoying your visits to A Luxury Travel Blog.
Well, after ten months away from my desk on maternity leave I have returned to work a changed woman. Well, changed in the way I am now looking at holidays that is.
As a new Mum, my focus has moved away from the romantic island getaways I have previously favoured to something firmly focused on family getaways, and believe me, I am already starting to think about our first trip away from this dreary British weather!
Travelling anywhere with a young baby or child can be exhausting, which is why so many people favour breaks in the UK. But with a bit of imagination and careful planning you can still enjoy a sunshine-filled escape for the whole family that doesn’t leave you frazzled and in need of another holiday when you get home!
Short flight times are often considered a must for young families, so why not consider a European trip to Cyprus? Anassa Hotel in Paphos is a fantastic option, with an abundance of facilities including a beachfront location with plenty of available activities, restaurants with special children’s menus, and extra special inclusions such as a dedicated crèche and babysitting service, allowing the adults to continue their holiday into the evening!
For those who dare to travel a little further, and whose children are excited buy the prospect of a long flight watching an abundance of films on their seat back TVs, the Middle East is a great option. Combining glorious weather with an incredible amount to see and do, you ought to find that children of all ages will be kept happy all day long.
A firm family favourite is Atlantis, the Palm in Dubai, which features an amazing 1.4km family-friendly beach. Aquaventure water theme park, The Lost Chambers and Dolphin Bay are just a few of the daytime pastimes available, while the famous Atlantis Kids Club means hours of fun for those tireless little ones. For those youngsters who feel too grown up for ‘that sort of thing’ while on holiday can benefit from Club Rush, where they can hang out with other teenagers, enjoy non-alcoholic drinks, chill out in front of big screen movies and listen to music to their heart’s content.
There are many more opportunities to get away and enjoy a well deserved break even if your imagination is lacking in a bit of spark thanks to those kids screaming in your ears.
If you research a little you can always find that perfect hotel to cater for your needs, and you don’t always have to forego luxury in order to keep your younger ones happy.
Carole Booth is Commercial Director at Destinology.
Sharm el Sheikh in Egypt has become one of the most loved destinations for UK tourists. Web analyst company Hitwise claimed that it has gained more popularity online in recent months and is now the UK’s 39th most searched destination. New York remains the most searched city by UK holidaymakers.
With Sharm’s rise in popularity we have collected the top 3 luxury hotels that you could visit in the area:
The Grand Rotana hotel in Sharm is located on a private 450m beach front. The hotel is built in a luscious tropical landscape with over 2000 palm trees. It offers something for everybody with tennis courts, a ZEN Spa, a fitness centre, Olympic sized swimming pools and even its own Shopping arcade. For guests that love trying new food the hotel offers a wide range of different cuisines. The Palms Bar & Grill serves grilled fish, the Messaluna is a luxury Italian restaurant and the Silk Road serves food that is a fusion of Eastern and Western cuisine. There is also an all day buffet if you miss a meal or want an afternoon snack.
The luxurious Ritz Carlton hotel in Sharm gives customers exactly what they would expect from the brand; amazing surroundings, beautifully prepared cuisines and a wide range of available activities. The hotel offers sparkling pools, cascading waterfalls and a dive centre to safely teach you how to dive. There is also a spa and snorkelling available for guests that want to experience something extra. The hotel offers a wide range of different foreign cuisine including sushi in the Blue Ginger Japanese restaurant, Arabian dishes in the Fayrouz restaurant and lavish western cuisine at the Cafe restaurant.
The Hyatt hotel in Sharm offers guests laid back stylish accommodation and the best house reefs in the area. The hotel is located on the edge of an aqua oasis and is surrounded by seascapes of the Sinai Peninsula. The Hyatt has its own private beach, a fitness and spa centre, water sports centre, scuba diving, indoor squash courts and an indoor gym. The hotel has a wide range of different restaurants including the Sala Thai Restaurant that serves global cuisines, The Cascades which serves grilled dishes and the Beach House which provides guests with fresh sea food from the Red Sea. There is also a range of restaurants and shops in the hotels Souk gallery. For refreshments guests can visit the Catz Bar or the Azure Lounge to get stylish cocktails.
Choosing where to go on honeymoon for many seems an enviable task but the reality can be really rather more taxing. With so many options available to the modern couple the novelty of being spoilt for choice can become quite bewildering. With this in mind I have taken a closer look at the top 10 honeymoon destinations from around the world to give some idea of the range and diversity of experiences that are on offer.
Australia
OK, so for many it may be on the other side of the world and a long flight away but there must be something special about this vast island nation that keeps honeymooners going back. An abundance of natural landmarks and incredible geography assert Australia as one of the most diverse and beautiful countries in the world. From the rugged coast of Southern Victoria to the iconic Eastern seaboard; the rainforests of Cape Tribulation to the world famous Great Barrier Reef there is something here to do and to see to cater for every budget and taste. Whether you want a romantic and intimate honeymoon on a remote lodge or immerse yourself into the hustle and bustle of a metropolis like Sydney or Melbourne the only difficulty will be making you mind up
Thailand
An eclectic South East Asian country, travelling across Thailand feels like navigating through four or five different countries rolled into one. Saturated with ancient culture and heritage but with an eye to the future this is a place that promises both striking modernity and fascinating tradition. The beaches and more remote islands of the south are amongst the most pristine in all of Eastern Asia and there is no where quite like Bangkok with its bustling markets, street stalls and boutiques. Getting off the beaten track with a trek up north is a truly rewarding adventure, uncovering the beauty of the highlands and forests.
Barbados
Synonymous with glamour, luxury and romance Barbados is a community that seems to seamlessly encapsulate both breathless energy and vitality whilst enjoying an entirely laid back and relaxed outlook on life. This is an island fringed with white sand beaches and lapped by perennially warm and crystal clear waters. The real star of the show though is the people who with that irrepressible Caribbean charm will make you feel right at home. Bridgetown is the vibrant capital and home to many of the best restaurants, bars and lounges that can be found on the island; leaving without trying some delicious fresh caught seafood would be a crime!
South Africa
A land known as the rainbow nation, South Africa certainly is alive with colour. Diverse and delightful from the whale migration around the Southern Coast to the Cape Winelands and the beautiful garden route; the industrial history of Kimberley or the beaches of Durban there is always a new way to experience South Africa. That is of course not to mention two of its biggest draws; the shining cosmopolitan centre of Cape Town with its culture, history and contemporary undertones and the rugged wilderness of the Kruger National Park, offering one of the most complete and rich safari experiences in Africa. Although some may not consider a safari as the ideal honeymoon experience, for those in search of something a little different and a little exciting or adventurous; a safari is the ideal complement.
Cyprus
The island of romance; it was said that Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love was born on this isle and what more fitting place could there have been. From the expansive beauty of the Trodos Mountain range to the harbour and beautiful beaches of Paphos. This is an island that can serve up romance and exhilaration in equal measures with lazy summer days, relaxing walks and remote retreats juxtaposed against lively night spots, bustling markets and water sports galore. A trip wouldn’t be complete without an excursion to the Tomb of the Kings, an ancient necropolis that provides an insight into the glorious days of ancient Greece.
Seychelles
Already the site of one royal honeymoon this year it is no wonder that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge chose this group of granitic islands to spend their post-nuptial break. A sprinkling of small, private islands along with the larger centres of Mahé and Praslin offer honeymooners the ideal choice of intimate hideaways. Whether you are looking for colonial opulence or contemporary eco-luxury the numerous resorts and hotels established across the archipelago contribute toward a portfolio of properties that is second to none. Enjoy swimming, diving, romantic boat trips and bathing in the year round sunshine.
St Lucia
Voted at the World Travel Awards 7 of the last 10 years as the leading honeymoon destination there certainly is something quite unique about this tiny Caribbean colony. St Lucia epitomises bare foot chic and with its countless pristine beaches, rich and dense interior and stunning coral reefs it really does offer picture postcard bliss. A hike to the grand Piton Mountains is certainly worthwhile with its stunning views out across the Western side of the island and out over the Caribbean Sea. A select group of luxury resorts have been thoughtfully established around St Lucia, boasting all of the qualities one might expect of a five star retreat but all the while conscious of their responsibilities to maintain and nurture the island’s fragile ecology.
Maldives
Back to the Indian Ocean and one of the world’s most remote and spectacular island groups. The Maldives lay just south west of the Indian peninsula and are made up of a double chain of 26 atolls. One of the world’s true last remaining paradises the Maldives appeal to honeymooners looking to really get away from it all; to escape to a dream-like world where they can relax and enjoy each other’s company framed by spectacular and unspoiled panoramas. Island hopping is a particularly popular activity around the Maldives and provides couples with the chance to explore the depths of this multi-faceted community.
Bali
A jewel of the Indonesian archipelago Bali was once considered as a backpacker’s paradise but today this pint sized island is regarded as one of the most exclusive honeymoon destinations in the world. Famed for their intelligence, artistic flair and general conviviality the Balinese are amongst the friendliest people you are likely to meet. Exploring the rich tapestry of the Hindu religion that defines the island there are a number of spectacular temples and shrines that simply must be explored. Along with its many pristine beaches and remote retreats Bali offers honeymooners the ultimate combination of cultural and natural wonder.
Tahiti
Nestled in the Pacific Ocean, Tahiti and her islands must be considered as one of the most remote and secluded honeymoon destinations in the world. Tahiti promises complete abandonment and the chance to leave behind the stresses and strains of the modern world. Lose yourselves in this unspoiled island paradise with its hauntingly blue waters, stunning lagoons, colourful reefs and deserted beaches. Whether you choose to stay on Tahiti itself or head to one of its other iconic sister islands such as Moorea or Bora Bora you will be greeted with the same warm hospitality and quality service that has become a trademark of the luxury properties established here by the likes of Hilton, Four Seasons, Intercontinental, Legends and Sofitel; a rather formidable inventory indeed.
It always amazes me why my wife chooses to hoard carrier bags at home. We have dozens of them in our house. Many of them stored within other carrier bags, and all squished into one ‘big daddy’ carrier bag holder.
It’s like we’re planning for a day that will never come, when we’ll need to transport every single one of our belongings via supermarket carrier bags. If that day does dawn on us, I may well die of shame before we step out of the door!
This got me thinking about how we seemingly prepare for any eventuality when going on holiday. Even if it’s a luxury holiday, we always take items with us that would be found as a matter of course in any half decent hotel.
Regardless of this, we jam our cases full of things we rarely if ever will use. Even when at home, these things gather dust in the ‘drawer of essentials’. You know the one, that drawer that every person has that you can never open, that features everything but said ‘essentials’. It’s normally densely populated with old relic staplers, odd foreign coins, picture hanging kits, blunt hacksaws, dirty old instruction manuals and rust riddled useless trinkets you’ve picked up from a flea market somewhere 25 years ago.
However, you can be rest assured that when you do use one of the dozens of unnecessary things you’ve taken abroad, your wife’s entire philosophy will be justified and it will be you who ends up looking silly, ‘I told you we’d need this’ is a commonly used put down in these situations.
Travel irons get me. Especially when you arrive at your hotel and hey ho there’s a perfectly good iron there waiting for you to use, so excuse me my good lady wife ‘I told YOU they’d have one!’ And travel irons can be put away for years unused, but on the rare occasion a hotel doesn’t have an iron for you to use and you do need it, what a surprise it’s next to useless and guess what there’s no board anyway and you end up with the ludicrous task of ironing a t-shirt on the kitchen table.
Travel irons are merely the beginning. Most insect repellent I have used in the past seems about as unappealing to an insect as a can of coke is to a wasp. Namely, not repellent at all.
Another waste of time and precious space in my rapidly expanding case of tricks. Boxes of plasters, hoards of sun cream, cough medicine and other ‘medical unlikelies’ are also conspicuous not by their absence!
Perhaps the one brilliant inclusion I’ve had over the years is a fold away dirty clothes bin. It does actually fold away, and it is useful. Although of course its inclusion in the case could have been usurped by several of those pesky carrier bags, but no, they weren’t deemed required for this task!
Don’t mention sunglasses. When one pair is required, four pairs are taken. I can guarantee you that one of those pairs won’t get a wear. Unless like me you get to the last day of your holiday and take pity on a pair that haven’t yet had an outing. Erm, ok, that’s just me.
Hand held fans are another. Why bring them? You are never going to use them by the pool. You just aren’t. Not unless you want ridicule, and in any case the batteries will run out after a couple of goes and who wants to take batteries abroad? My wife, that’s who!
I remember once taking a packet of Duracell on holiday, opened up my case to find my clothes covered in battery acid as they’d leaked in the soaring temperatures. My fault again though …should have wrapped them in a carrier bag!