The Tides’ Million Dollar Buyout

This one is only for the ultra-wealthy out there. Rent the whole of Tides South Beach for $1.2 million as part of their Million Dollar Buyout package. This whopping price tag buys you “up to three days of all-inclusive luxury at Miami’s most stylish venue”.   I like how they say “up to” as it implies that you might not wish to stay the full term… if I was paying that kind of money, I don’t think I’d leave early! As part of the package, you’ll get an opening ceremony, dinner for 90 at the Versace Mansion, and lots more.   You could even have a private pool party with professional salsa dancers  or a pyjama brunch party if you so wished.