Hacked off Hasselhoff

In a bizarre-sounding turn of events, David Hasselhoff has been released from a London hospital after injuring himself in a shaving accident at the Sanderson Hotel in London. He is said to have banged his head on a chandelier in the gym changing rooms, causing a shower of glass to fall on his arm and sever a tendon. Things haven’t got a whole lot better for him since being discharged, either. On Monday, it’s alleged that he tried to barge into the tennis players’ private bar at Wimbledon after an all-day drinking session, before being ejected.