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Cruel hotel ‘ghost’ joke

By Paul Johnson on Mar 10, 2011 in Accommodation, Europe, Hotels, Regions, Spain, Travel Miscellany, Videos, Western Europe

Forgive me because I don’t know the name of the hotel but I think it’s in Madrid… anyway, even if your Spanish isn’t up to much, you’ll soon get the idea – clearly someone has a rather warped sense of humour!

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